Wrandom Writings #4

Do your arms feel like they’re going to fall off from lugging that baby everywhere you go? Sure, we’ve all felt that way. Unfortunately, babies tend not to stay put very well when you carry them on your head (see previous Wrandom Writings), so another solution must be found. Perhaps one of those expensive baby backpacks you can get at REI? Who has that kind of money? No, all you need is an ordinary strip of stretchy fabric, and your baby carrying woes are over! At first, it might not seem that safe and secure, but with a little practice you’ll soon see that you can take a baby just about anywhere like this – to the store, to the hairdresser . . . even on a motorcycle. And let me tell you, the babies just love it, and they have greatly enhanced hamstring flexibility to boot. So don’t delay – get yourself a fabric wrapper, and bring new meaning to the very American phrase “Baby got back . . .”